The Committee

A new Guild law came into effect this year meaning committees must be made up of the least suitable people available.
The results of this ruling:

Sam "Gay" Millard
President
Sam Millard is the perfect man to hold the Brumski crown as we dive deeper into the 21st century. In an era of wide sexual acceptance, Sam is by no means shy to test his boundaries after the occasional beverage. In fact, it is more than advisable for any male Brumski members to wear something equivalent to a super-glued on cricket box, if you want to leave a Birmingham night club at which Millard is present, unscathed!
He has promised to take Brumski into 2006 by ‘ruling with an iron fist’, and whether it be being sick in his girlfriend’s bed after shouting ‘wooooo, lets have a party!!’, spewing off a balcony onto a dance floor or simply puking all over himself whilst asleep on a coach.Sam certainly leads by example. He also has a passion for astro-physics.

Rachel Monahan
Vice President
Rachel is a good choice for vice president, as she is a great person to represent the club. In fact she has ‘rep’resented the club with several reps from various companies over the past year, so for those of you thinking this years holiday price is a fantastic deal… you are absolutely right! But, as they say, there is no such thing as a free lunch! So…..Cheers for picking up the tab Rachel!!
Ross "Wee-Man" Henrys
Treasurer
What's Ross short for? Because he's got short legs! He's looking after the club's money this year. The oldest Committee member in Brumski living memory, don't let him bore you with stories about wooden skis and lift passes for 3 & sixpence from his undergraduate days, many decades ago, in Swansea.

Chris "One-eye" Flemming
Snowboard Captain
Chris Flemming only wanted to be on the Committee because he thought it would help him pull. He's been claiming to impressionable women that he's the Snowboard Captain for years. It's never worked. This year, at least he won't be lying. You'll rarely see him without 3 Litres of Brumski's favourite drink, Frosty Jack's Cider.
Christina Pillock
Ski Captain
Several things make Christina high. Firstly, any more than a teaspoon of sugar and she changes from a nice, calm girl, into a hyperactive lunatic. Secondly, she's is the only person in history to be thrown 20 foot in the air by a drag lift. It hasn't put her off, her appetite for skiing is insatiable! She's in charge of the race team skiers this year.

Steph Lewin
Sexretary
Steph, this year’s secretary, returns this term from a summer repping in the fantastic holiday resort - Ayia Napa. She will, no doubt, be bringing home a host of new dance moves, a new found passion for Garage, egg and chips, and who knows, maybe even a Cyprian hunk called Davidos Hasselhoffos! So if you see anyone on a night out ‘feeding the pigeons’ with a note pad in hand, you know who it is!
Joe "Crazy Jeff" Richardson
Club Social Sec
Whilst Jeff's proudest ever moment was waking up in a Pritchatts Park skip at 4am, he has an unusually good sense of smell, and whilst blindfolded has been known to detect huge mountains of cow dung from just a tractors distance away. This (and a lot of personal experience) helps him to realise when people are talking shit. Another thing Jeff is phenomenally good at is organising Socials, something he will be doing with his usual combination of style and grace this year, along with trying to break last season's record of 7 (yes, seven) skiing holidays.

Tom Francis
Sponsorship
Tom was raised by a colony of idiots, and inherited many of their behavioural characteristics. Don't piss him off - he's got an alien living in his forearm, and has threatened to release it on more than one occasion. He's been skiing in every single Hemisphere on the planet, and is using his worldly experience to find the best deals on clothing & sponsorship for us.
Kirsty Semens
Race Team Social Sec
You'll never come across someone worse at drinking games in your life. She manages to lose when she's not even playing! It's her in charge of organising the drinking for the Race Team this year, so expect, amongst others, Sports Night at the Guild to become messier than ever!

	Rachel Monahan Vice President Rachel is a good choice for vice president, as she is a great person to represent the club. In fact she has ‘rep’resented the club with several reps from various companies over the past year, so for those of you thinking this years holiday price is a fantastic deal… you are absolutely right! But, as they say, there is no such thing as a free lunch! So…..Cheers for picking up the tab Rachel!!		Ross "Wee-Man" Henrys Treasurer What's Ross short for? Because he's got short legs! He's looking after the club's money this year. The oldest Committee member in Brumski living memory, don't let him bore you with stories about wooden skis and lift passes for 3 & sixpence from his undergraduate days, many decades ago, in Swansea.
	Chris "One-eye" Flemming Snowboard Captain Chris Flemming only wanted to be on the Committee because he thought it would help him pull. He's been claiming to impressionable women that he's the Snowboard Captain for years. It's never worked. This year, at least he won't be lying. You'll rarely see him without 3 Litres of Brumski's favourite drink, Frosty Jack's Cider.		Christina Pillock Ski Captain Several things make Christina high. Firstly, any more than a teaspoon of sugar and she changes from a nice, calm girl, into a hyperactive lunatic. Secondly, she's is the only person in history to be thrown 20 foot in the air by a drag lift. It hasn't put her off, her appetite for skiing is insatiable! She's in charge of the race team skiers this year.
	Steph Lewin Sexretary Steph, this year’s secretary, returns this term from a summer repping in the fantastic holiday resort - Ayia Napa. She will, no doubt, be bringing home a host of new dance moves, a new found passion for Garage, egg and chips, and who knows, maybe even a Cyprian hunk called Davidos Hasselhoffos! So if you see anyone on a night out ‘feeding the pigeons’ with a note pad in hand, you know who it is!		Joe "Crazy Jeff" Richardson Club Social Sec Whilst Jeff's proudest ever moment was waking up in a Pritchatts Park skip at 4am, he has an unusually good sense of smell, and whilst blindfolded has been known to detect huge mountains of cow dung from just a tractors distance away. This (and a lot of personal experience) helps him to realise when people are talking shit. Another thing Jeff is phenomenally good at is organising Socials, something he will be doing with his usual combination of style and grace this year, along with trying to break last season's record of 7 (yes, seven) skiing holidays.
	Tom Francis Sponsorship Tom was raised by a colony of idiots, and inherited many of their behavioural characteristics. Don't piss him off - he's got an alien living in his forearm, and has threatened to release it on more than one occasion. He's been skiing in every single Hemisphere on the planet, and is using his worldly experience to find the best deals on clothing & sponsorship for us.		Kirsty Semens Race Team Social Sec You'll never come across someone worse at drinking games in your life. She manages to lose when she's not even playing! It's her in charge of organising the drinking for the Race Team this year, so expect, amongst others, Sports Night at the Guild to become messier than ever!